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Alphabetical List of Some of the Rules Talked About

Rules for Acting Mean at the Office	Curbing Your Generosity
Rules for Acting Scared of the Police	Swine Fever
Rules for Apologising for Every Trifle	The Importance Of Being Sorry
Rules for Australian Guerilla Foreplay	Introitus
Rules for Avoiding Adult Affection when Young	Cold Cuts
Rules for Avoiding Embarrassment During Love-Making	Aussies In Bed
Rules for Avoiding Eye Contact During Interviews	The Grant System
Rules for Awkward Silences	Romantic Ordeals
Rules for Being Changeable like the Weather	How To Be Moody
Rules for Bending the Rules a Little	Helping Out One's Mates
Rules for Breakfast on Mother's Day	Mother's Day
Rules for Bringing Down Children	Bringing Down Children
Rules for Bullying the Right People in Private	Bully Beef
Rules for Cheating on Tax Under False Names	The National Industry
Rules for Communicating on Father's Day	Father's Day
Rules for Contradicting Women	Talking Opposites
Rules for Couples Accepting Invitations out	How To Be Passive
Rules for Dealing with Overseas Business People	Transaction Rituals
Rules for Deciding Who Had the Garlic Bread	The National Sport
Rules for Discovering Undetectable Diseases	Great Australian Discoveries
Rules for Draining the Brain to Make more Room	The Great Australian Brain Drain
Rules for Dressing Badly to Ward Off Envy	How Not To Dress Well
Rules for Embarrassing Strangers	How To Avoid People
Rules for Exaggerating Excuses as a Sign of Respect	How To Make Excuses
Rules for Farting in Bed	How To Be Low Key
Rules for Getting out of Criticising Australians	Never Criticise
Rules for Getting Picked up by Women	How to Get Picked Up By Women
Rules for Getting Things out of People	How Not To Make Requests
Rules for Going Down-the-Hill Together	The Seven Ages Of Man
Rules for Greeting People as if your Mouth is Full	Greet Everyone Like Mad
Rules for Grinding Everything to a Halt	The Aussie Rhythm Method
Rules for Junking Friends for the Sake of Progress	Junking Friends
Rules for Keeping Children in a Learn-free Cocoon	Bringing Down Children
Rules for Keeping up the General Tension	How To Be Moody
Rules for Learning to Admire People for their Faults	Biting The Hand That Feels You
Rules for Lip-laziness During Dry Spells	How Not To Say Anything At All
Rules for Living - Rules for Tomorrow Today	How To Build On Shaky Foundations
Rules for Looking Employers in the Eyes	Transaction Rituals
Rules for Making Australians become High Achievers	Intromission
Rules for Making Beer Commercials about People Who Want to Collapse	Why You Shouldn't Work In The Field You're Trained In
Rules for Marquess of Queensbury Rules of Aussie Arguments	How To Win An Argument
Rules for Moralistic Conversations	The Dinner Party
Rules for Moralistic Sympathising	When You Should And Shouldn't
Rules for Motivating Australians by Running Them Down	How To Motivate Australians
Rules for Not Analysing Hamlet	Never Draw Conclusions
Rules for Not Backing Statements with Facts	How To Have Nothing To Say
Rules for Not Being Deemed 'Interesting'	Stop Being Interesting
Rules for Not Introducing People at Parties	The Party
Rules for Not Letting People Sense You Want Something	Service With A Simile
Rules for Not Solving Conflicts	Know Your Taboos
Rules for Not Teaching Children Too Much	Bringing Down Children
Rules for Not Trying to Communicate	How Not To Say Anything At All
Rules for Not Tying up the Dog During a Cyclone	Never Draw Conclusions
Rules for Not Voicing the Real Issues in Arguments	How To Win An Argument
Rules for Obtaining Service from Proud Australians	Service With A Simile
Rules for Over-Extending Yourself Financially	The Art Of Over-Extending Yourself
Rules for Picking up Men at Parties	How To Be Passive
Rules for Praising Food at Dinner Parties	The Dinner Party
Rules for Praising Women's Clothes	Don't Praise Unless It's Expected
Rules for Projecting a Worry-free Image	Never Appear Worried
Rules for Protecting Women from Feeling Exploited	How To Be Passive
Rules for Queer Behaviour Towards Women	Queer Notions
Rules for Reacting to Fatal Accidents	Never Appear Worried
Rules for Saying Get Lost to a Friend	How to Say Get Lost
Rules for Saying Goodbye at the Start of Dates	Romantic Ordeals
Rules for Saying Sorry at Inappropriate Occasions	The Importance Of Being Sorry
Rules for Saying 'That Can't be True'	Deny Everything
Rules for Selling a House Once Renovations are Complete	Renovations
Rules for Succeeding in Businesses You Know Nothing About	Why You Shouldn't Work In The Field You're Trained In
Rules for Taking Ages to Make a Cuppa	Tea Rituals
Rules for Talking About Famous Brand Names	How To Be Loyal
Rules for Talking About Personal Ambitions	Aussie Superstitions
Rules for Talking About the Underdog	Getting On Top Of The Underdog
Rules for Talking About the Wedding Cake	The Australian Wedding
Rules for Talking About Time off from Work	The Perfect Job
Rules for Teaching Children Patience	Mother's Day
Rules for Testing One's Intelligence	Pitfalls And How To Fall Into Them
Rules for The Australian Compo Association	Great Australian Discoveries
Rules for The Australian Taxation Corollary	The National Industry
Rules for The Complete Suburban Renaissance Person	Why You Shouldn't Work In The Field You're Trained In
Rules for The Family that Bets Together	How To Be Respectable
Rules for The One Kiss Foreplay	Why Kissing Always Means "Yes"
Rules for Treating Lovers as if You Hardly Know Them	Aussies And Other Strangers
Rules for Understanding Negativity and Positivity	The Totally Positive Mate
Rules for Using Moodiness to Stop People in their Tracks	How To Be Moody
Rules for Visiting Australian Homes	Putting Australians At Ease
Rules for Writing an Aussie Film script	Get Yourself An Artistic Licence

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