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The Ideal Australian Woman

The standards that define a humdinger in any culture are determined by that culture itself. Obviously Australian society does not look upon the Suya Indian with her lips pierced by huge discs as being particularly alluring. Nor does it see the pig-breeding skills of a Kapauku lass, the fierce appearance of the razor-women of Dahomey, or the scars on the belly of a Suk girl as uncommonly sexy.

Yet Australia is no different in that it has distinctive views of what is considered bewitching, enticing, sexy or sensational in a woman. The concept naturally changes depending on the specific orientation of the three established genders.


Female Point of View

She knows what she wants and knows where to get the batteries. She doesn't give her vagina, she shares it. She doesn't need a man to make her feel good, she needs a man to make her feel even better.

She's on top even when she's not on the top. She doesn't care about weight loss. She doesn't care about diets. She just always happens to be her ideal weight.

She can have multiple orgasms but only if it's worth it. Her clitoris has no memory, yesterday's climax cannot blackmail her today.

She's good at everything even when she's bad. Her bottom makes her bosom swell with pride. She doesn't burn her bras, she singes them.


Male Point of View

She knows what she wants and knows how to get you. She reads women's magazines only for the recipes and not for the advice to the lovelorn. She talks to her girlfriends about school days and not about what's wrong with her sex life. The only thing she loves more than talking is listening.

She loves to make love even when she's angry. She does not use sexual dissatisfaction as a weapon. She always climaxes before you. You may open doors for her even if she has a profession. She lets you be on the top even when she's on top.

She hates to make money an issue but doesn't mind a joint cheque account. She hates to be exploited but doesn't mind cooking the occasional meal. She gives you her vagina, you don't have to earn it. She has multiple orgasms not partners.


Lesbian Point of View

She knows what she wants and what she wants is what she wants and she wants and she wants.

Without company around she's soft and gentle and almost feminine. When other people are present she projects an image of someone from an alien space ship.

Because she is a non-conformist she always wears jeans and your wardrobe is safe with her. She's individualistic and different and is going to have short hair because she's being herself.

She lets you be a whore in the kitchen, a maid in the loungeroom and a lady in the bedroom. Or something like that. She never steals your tampons. She never has one more orgasm than you.


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