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The Ideal Aussie Man

In different societies people have different standards of what is considered brave, attractive, fascinating or sexy in a man. Huge and painful welts on the back of the Tchambuli, nonchalance in the Kwakiutl as he's burning all his possessions, expertise in the dancing of the Pueblo Indian to the great masked god, or demented courage in a Gol jumper on Pentecost Island, are all traits that drive locals to rapturous admiration of the male.

  Similarly in Australia people have their own very definite ideas of what is alluring, fascinating, erotic or irresistible in the ideal man, although these traits often change from the difference in perspective of the three official genders.


Female Point of View

He never thinks about his penis, itšs just there by accident. He has stumbled on his career, itšs not something he embarked on deliberately. When he is not working he devotes his entire time to his emotional co-person, preferably a woman, and her needs (but only when she needs him).

  He does not depend on the woman for his happiness but he cannot be happy without her. He does not need her to depend on him except in those things in which she depends on him because they happen to be the little things she does not have time to do on her own (shopping, cooking, paying bills, making love).

  He has a relationship with her due to all the interests they have in common: her hobbies, her career, her family, her parties, her car, her weekends, her vagina. He can get an erection at will but only if the woman really wants it.


Male Point of View

He never thinks about women, women just flock to him because of what he exudes. He does not worry about his wardrobe as all his things were bought for him by women. When he does worry he defies convention and prefers to wear t-shirts, shorts and joggers, and bugger what the world thinks.

  All his women are either models or TV hostesses or pretty virgins or talented actresses on the verge of giving up their careers for him or beautiful young doctors with amnesia.

  Hešs individualistic and different and hešs going to have an ice cold beer because hešs being himself. Even if it is eleven am and boiling hot outside. And take twenty years to pay off the mortgage. Bugger what the world thinks.

  He drives a small two door sports car with a very large engine. He can get an erection at will but only if the woman really, really wants it.


Gay Point of View

He never thinks about anything. He is basically straight but prefers men over women because they handle better. Women are important to him, important they stay out of his way.   Everything about him is large except his nose, his ears and his intellect. He knows what he wants and knows how to give it. He is an accomplished Renaissance man and is equally good at driving a truck, delivering mail, working in a service station, helping out in a gym or wearing a uniform.

  His favourite sports are bulging, pulsing, throbbing, swelling and burgeoning. He has a wide variety of cultivated interests such as display, foreplay, endplay and replay. Hešs got an erection all the time and he really, really wants it.


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