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A Hop Through Australia's History


1770FAST FOREWORD
1787ALL ABOARD
1787THE FIRST FLEET STATISTICS
1787THE INCREDIBLE HULKS
1788AUSTRALIA DAY
1788AUSTRALIA NIGHT
1790THE YEAR OF HUNGER
1804THE CASTLE HILL REBELLION
1806THE RUM REBELLION
1807BILLY BLIGH
1818THE BIGGE REPORT
1820TERROR AUSTRALIS
1825ABORIGINAL REBELS
1830JOHN MACARTHUR ~ HOME ON THE SHEEP'S BACK
1835JOHN BATMAN
1835SHE'LL BE APPLES
1838MASSACRE OF ABORIGINES
1840TEN LITTLE GOVERNORS
1842CAROLINE CHISHOLM
1844LEGENDARY LEICHHARDT
1851VICTORIAN GOLD
1854THE EUREKA STOCKADE
1859-1951OUR HUNDRED YEAR WAR
1861BURKE AND WILLS AND WRIGHT AND BRAHE
1861OUR GOOD OLD DISCOVERERS
1867ROYAL VISIT
1872W. C. WENTWORTH DIES
1880THE MAN IN THE IRON CASK
1881MABEL WAS I ERE I SAW MELBA
1885WAR IN THE SUDAN
1890THE GREAT MARITIME STRIKE
1893THE CRASH OF THE 1890'S
1894WOMEN FIGHT FOR THE VOTE
1899WE'RE OFF TO KILL THE BOERS
1915GALLIPOLI
1916SO TOLD ME MRS DUNN
1916-1954THE STRANGE HISTORY OF THE LIBERAL PARTY
1922POOR HENRY DIES
1928CHARLES KINGSFORD SMITH
1929-1931PHAR LAP: THE PHACTS
1932JACK AND THE LIONS
1932THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE OPENS
1936DONALD BRADMAN'S FIRST TRIUMPH
1939PIG IRON BOB
1942THE BOMBING OF THE NORTH
1943NANCY WAKE GOES TO FRANCE
1946-1972THE SNOWY MAN
1948ALBERT NAMATJIRA BECOMES KNOWN
1954THE PETROV AFFAIR
1954WHEN THE FACE ON THE MONEY WAS HERE
1965ROBERT MENZIES RETIRES
1965-1972THE VIETNAM WAR
1965-2000LIBERAL LEADERS
1966JORG UTZON AND THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE
1966THE AMERICANISATION OF THE AUSTRALIAN CURRENCY
1975THE WHITLAM SACKING
1976THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY ENDS
1979THE DINGO'S CHRISTMAS
1986KIRRIBILLI
1991KEATING'S LAMENT
1991THE TWELVE SONS OF MOTHER LABOR
1993AUSSIE KEATING GOES A-CLEANING
1993DANCING THE MABO
2000REPUBLIC BID 2000
2000THE PEST POEM



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1916-1954 - The Strange History Of The Liberal Party

1.

In nineteen sixteen
    With Labor in power,
Weedy PM Hughes,
    Is stud of the hour.

There follows a blue,
    Hughes breaks with Labor
Starts his own bloodline,
    The Nationalist caper.

Its members trot in,
    All ex-Labor smarties,
Or from the Free Trading
    And Protectionist parties.

By Hughes out of Labor,
    As a matter of course,
The Nationalists become
    A Federal force.

2.

It's some years later,
    Labor's once more in power,
This time it's PM Lyons
    Whose stud dreams turn sour.

Treasurer though he be,
    He sobs into his fists,
Gets up one morning and
    Joins the Nationalists.

The Nats he rebreeds
    Enthusiastic and hearty,
Into the United
    Australia out of Nationalists out of Labor Party.

3.

Lyons wins Government,
    Shores his defences,
But his big job's still pinched
    By ambitious young Menzies.

But once war begins
    Menzies loses control,
And has four years to plan
    A new party and goal.

So at Albury
    In speech pert and tarty,
He launches the Liberal
    Out of United Australia out of Nats out of Labor Party.

4.

Inside Evatt's Labor,
    Bart Santamaria
Now feels that the Communists
    Are the chappies to fear.

So with RC Groupers,
    He splits Labor in two,
Breeds the Democratic Labor Party
    Out of Labor Party anew.

But Menzies is too strong,
    Santamaria too right,
So Libs and DLP
    Never come to unite.

Which is quite a pity
    Since each party phalanx
Needs, now and then, traitors
    To freshen its ranks.



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