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A Hop Through Australia's History


1770FAST FOREWORD
1787ALL ABOARD
1787THE FIRST FLEET STATISTICS
1787THE INCREDIBLE HULKS
1788AUSTRALIA DAY
1788AUSTRALIA NIGHT
1790THE YEAR OF HUNGER
1804THE CASTLE HILL REBELLION
1806THE RUM REBELLION
1807BILLY BLIGH
1818THE BIGGE REPORT
1820TERROR AUSTRALIS
1825ABORIGINAL REBELS
1830JOHN MACARTHUR ~ HOME ON THE SHEEP'S BACK
1835JOHN BATMAN
1835SHE'LL BE APPLES
1838MASSACRE OF ABORIGINES
1840TEN LITTLE GOVERNORS
1842CAROLINE CHISHOLM
1844LEGENDARY LEICHHARDT
1851VICTORIAN GOLD
1854THE EUREKA STOCKADE
1859-1951OUR HUNDRED YEAR WAR
1861BURKE AND WILLS AND WRIGHT AND BRAHE
1861OUR GOOD OLD DISCOVERERS
1867ROYAL VISIT
1872W. C. WENTWORTH DIES
1880THE MAN IN THE IRON CASK
1881MABEL WAS I ERE I SAW MELBA
1885WAR IN THE SUDAN
1890THE GREAT MARITIME STRIKE
1893THE CRASH OF THE 1890'S
1894WOMEN FIGHT FOR THE VOTE
1899WE'RE OFF TO KILL THE BOERS
1915GALLIPOLI
1916SO TOLD ME MRS DUNN
1916-1954THE STRANGE HISTORY OF THE LIBERAL PARTY
1922POOR HENRY DIES
1928CHARLES KINGSFORD SMITH
1929-1931PHAR LAP: THE PHACTS
1932JACK AND THE LIONS
1932THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE OPENS
1936DONALD BRADMAN'S FIRST TRIUMPH
1939PIG IRON BOB
1942THE BOMBING OF THE NORTH
1943NANCY WAKE GOES TO FRANCE
1946-1972THE SNOWY MAN
1948ALBERT NAMATJIRA BECOMES KNOWN
1954THE PETROV AFFAIR
1954WHEN THE FACE ON THE MONEY WAS HERE
1965ROBERT MENZIES RETIRES
1965-1972THE VIETNAM WAR
1965-2000LIBERAL LEADERS
1966JORG UTZON AND THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE
1966THE AMERICANISATION OF THE AUSTRALIAN CURRENCY
1975THE WHITLAM SACKING
1976THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY ENDS
1979THE DINGO'S CHRISTMAS
1986KIRRIBILLI
1991KEATING'S LAMENT
1991THE TWELVE SONS OF MOTHER LABOR
1993AUSSIE KEATING GOES A-CLEANING
1993DANCING THE MABO
2000REPUBLIC BID 2000
2000THE PEST POEM



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1929-1931 - Phar Lap: The Phacts

By Night Raid out of Entreaty,
    His colour was sort of bay,
He was bought by Harry Telford
    Who had hoped to make him pay.
His first four starts - disastrous
    As were also his next three,
And not till a race at Warwick Farm
    Did he invite scrutiny.

Favourite at Rosehill Racecourse
    There he won his first,
At Randwick chopped all his opponents
    Into tiny liverwurst.
Won the Craven Plate by four lengths
    Like no other quadruped,
While in the VRC Derby
    He just left the field for dead.

With four wins under his mane,
    And tipped for the Melbourne Cup,
He got saddled at seven stone six
    But just couldn't get it up.
There followed a spate of losses,
    As well the St George Stakes,
But then in the Autumn season
    He finally broke the hex.

With eight straight wins in three cities
    Phar Lap lay them in the aisles,
And set an Australian record
    For two and a quarter miles.
His jockey was Jimmy Pike,
    Who seldom intervened,
And left tactical decisions
    To the bay-hued 'wunderkind.'

Big Red was now a champion,
    A Tall Poppy, so to speak.
On Derby Day at Flemington
    He even got shot at in the street.
Tommy Woodcock, his brave strapper,
    Jammed him against a fence,
Screened him with his body and saved him
    From racing's malcontents.

It was now time for the greatest race,
    First Tuesday in November,
Phar Lap, the small punter's bastion,
    Hero of every non-member,
Had his odds reduced by bookies
    To a slim eleven to eight,
The shortest priced race favourite
    In the Cup's distinguished slate.

When the day at long last arrived,
    To Aussie days the mother,
The seventieth Melbourne Cup,
    An instant like no other.
Eighty thousand in attendance
    Saw the great Phar Lap perform,
Pass Second Wind then Shadow King
    And amble easily home.

But still it was not quite enough
    For on that very day
The great bay tore around twice more
    For his triumphal say.
It was all part of fourteen wins'
    Uninterrupted breeze,
But then, let's face it, Phar Lap's name
     Means 'Lightning' in Sinhalese.

The horse was now at the apex
    Of his maturity,
And raced the greatest of his life
    In the famed Futurity.
Ten stone three, the weight he carried,
    But awesome his technique,
For still he won in a wondrous burst
    By a neck from Mystic Peak.

But dark forces in the background
    Conspired against Phar Lap,
For the 'tallest poppy' of all time
    Was the subject of much clap-trap,
Men criminal and respected,
    But specially men hard-boiled,
Saw the gelding as a hiccup
    In the running of games well-oiled.

The grand Victorian Racing Club
    Introduced a special fix,
So that for the C. M. Lloyd Stakes
    Phar Lap bore a ton of bricks.
And though he lost that unfair race,
    He fought like billyo,
And still he beat them, still he won
    The next six in a row.

But he kindled hatred and jealousy
    In direct ratio with his size,
The Melbourne Cup of thirty-one
    Proved the start of his demise.
Ten stone ten pounds handicapped
    His load was a disgrace,
And Jimmy Pike just pulled him back,
    Let him chug into eighth place.

It was clear he'd never be allowed
    To prevail in Oz again,
And so his owners devised a plan
    To maximise their gain.
Greed thus ate even deeper
    Into the fate of the great bay,
For his masters shipped him off next
    To Agua Calient-ay.

'The Red Terror from Down Under'
    Set records in New Mexico
And left amazed all those who watched
    And wondered just what makes-him-go.
The Yankees cheered ten furlong's worth
    They loved his loping stride,
And Phar Lap made Australia proud,
    Young Woodcock by his side.

How imposing was his splendour,
    All the Yanks watched him aghast,
How lucky they were to see the race
    For it was his very last.
Munching weeds at Menco Park,
    Two weeks later, on April five,
After a brief sweat and tremor
    Phar Lap was no more alive.

How did it pass? How could it be?
    Was it fortune? Was it caused?
A monster fifteen pounder
    Was all his chest disclosed.
A great heart and a good physique
    That fought to the last crumb,
His spirit is in the people,
    The rest in a museum.



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