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A Hop Through Australia's History


1770FAST FOREWORD
1787ALL ABOARD
1787THE FIRST FLEET STATISTICS
1787THE INCREDIBLE HULKS
1788AUSTRALIA DAY
1788AUSTRALIA NIGHT
1790THE YEAR OF HUNGER
1804THE CASTLE HILL REBELLION
1806THE RUM REBELLION
1807BILLY BLIGH
1818THE BIGGE REPORT
1820TERROR AUSTRALIS
1825ABORIGINAL REBELS
1830JOHN MACARTHUR ~ HOME ON THE SHEEP'S BACK
1835JOHN BATMAN
1835SHE'LL BE APPLES
1838MASSACRE OF ABORIGINES
1840TEN LITTLE GOVERNORS
1842CAROLINE CHISHOLM
1844LEGENDARY LEICHHARDT
1851VICTORIAN GOLD
1854THE EUREKA STOCKADE
1859-1951OUR HUNDRED YEAR WAR
1861BURKE AND WILLS AND WRIGHT AND BRAHE
1861OUR GOOD OLD DISCOVERERS
1867ROYAL VISIT
1872W. C. WENTWORTH DIES
1880THE MAN IN THE IRON CASK
1881MABEL WAS I ERE I SAW MELBA
1885WAR IN THE SUDAN
1890THE GREAT MARITIME STRIKE
1893THE CRASH OF THE 1890'S
1894WOMEN FIGHT FOR THE VOTE
1899WE'RE OFF TO KILL THE BOERS
1915GALLIPOLI
1916SO TOLD ME MRS DUNN
1916-1954THE STRANGE HISTORY OF THE LIBERAL PARTY
1922POOR HENRY DIES
1928CHARLES KINGSFORD SMITH
1929-1931PHAR LAP: THE PHACTS
1932JACK AND THE LIONS
1932THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE OPENS
1936DONALD BRADMAN'S FIRST TRIUMPH
1939PIG IRON BOB
1942THE BOMBING OF THE NORTH
1943NANCY WAKE GOES TO FRANCE
1946-1972THE SNOWY MAN
1948ALBERT NAMATJIRA BECOMES KNOWN
1954THE PETROV AFFAIR
1954WHEN THE FACE ON THE MONEY WAS HERE
1965ROBERT MENZIES RETIRES
1965-1972THE VIETNAM WAR
1965-2000LIBERAL LEADERS
1966JORG UTZON AND THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE
1966THE AMERICANISATION OF THE AUSTRALIAN CURRENCY
1975THE WHITLAM SACKING
1976THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY ENDS
1979THE DINGO'S CHRISTMAS
1986KIRRIBILLI
1991KEATING'S LAMENT
1991THE TWELVE SONS OF MOTHER LABOR
1993AUSSIE KEATING GOES A-CLEANING
1993DANCING THE MABO
2000REPUBLIC BID 2000
2000THE PEST POEM



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1881 - Mabel Was I Ere I Saw Melba

Helen Mitchell, Helen Mitchell,
How's your satchel, how's your satchel
Of C's and B's and F's?
Helen Mitchell, Helen Mitchell,
What's in your satchel, what's in your satchel,
Peaches and cream and chefs?

My screeches are fine,
My peaches are fine,
They call me Melba 'cause I was born in Melbourne.
But can you imagine,
How great my chagrin
Had I seen the light of day in Amoebourne?

Lovely looking and a Taurus
Might have spent her life in the chorus,
But her Daddy David was a magnate
Who didn't think that one should stagnate.

Firmly like a march by Sousa
She decided her husband was a loser,
And sought Mr Cecchi when she heard he
Could teach the art of singing Verdi.

Her next lessons she took in Paris,
Madame Marchesi was a menace,
But ended being Nellie's helper,
Taught her stardom, called her Melba.

Her true career began in Brussels
Where her voice first showed its muscles,
And when she sang Puccini's Mimi
They could just about hear her in Tarranginnie.

Because her dad was St Patrick's builder
It taught her to reach new heights as Gilda,
And, though unsuited, she saw no harm in
Trying her chords at the role of Carmen.

London next was a lot of fun
For here from eighty-eight till World War One
When her timber began to harden
She warbled each season at Covent Garden.

She sang also like a great virago
At the Grand Opera in Chicago,
While in New York it was no sweat
To perform Gounod's Juliette.

For years you couldn't find anything purer
Than her corrugated coloratura,
That's why in the Great War us to inspire
They made her a Dame of the British Empire.



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