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A Hop Through Australia's History


1770FAST FOREWORD
1787ALL ABOARD
1787THE FIRST FLEET STATISTICS
1787THE INCREDIBLE HULKS
1788AUSTRALIA DAY
1788AUSTRALIA NIGHT
1790THE YEAR OF HUNGER
1804THE CASTLE HILL REBELLION
1806THE RUM REBELLION
1807BILLY BLIGH
1818THE BIGGE REPORT
1820TERROR AUSTRALIS
1825ABORIGINAL REBELS
1830JOHN MACARTHUR ~ HOME ON THE SHEEP'S BACK
1835JOHN BATMAN
1835SHE'LL BE APPLES
1838MASSACRE OF ABORIGINES
1840TEN LITTLE GOVERNORS
1842CAROLINE CHISHOLM
1844LEGENDARY LEICHHARDT
1851VICTORIAN GOLD
1854THE EUREKA STOCKADE
1859-1951OUR HUNDRED YEAR WAR
1861BURKE AND WILLS AND WRIGHT AND BRAHE
1861OUR GOOD OLD DISCOVERERS
1867ROYAL VISIT
1872W. C. WENTWORTH DIES
1880THE MAN IN THE IRON CASK
1881MABEL WAS I ERE I SAW MELBA
1885WAR IN THE SUDAN
1890THE GREAT MARITIME STRIKE
1893THE CRASH OF THE 1890'S
1894WOMEN FIGHT FOR THE VOTE
1899WE'RE OFF TO KILL THE BOERS
1915GALLIPOLI
1916SO TOLD ME MRS DUNN
1916-1954THE STRANGE HISTORY OF THE LIBERAL PARTY
1922POOR HENRY DIES
1928CHARLES KINGSFORD SMITH
1929-1931PHAR LAP: THE PHACTS
1932JACK AND THE LIONS
1932THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE OPENS
1936DONALD BRADMAN'S FIRST TRIUMPH
1939PIG IRON BOB
1942THE BOMBING OF THE NORTH
1943NANCY WAKE GOES TO FRANCE
1946-1972THE SNOWY MAN
1948ALBERT NAMATJIRA BECOMES KNOWN
1954THE PETROV AFFAIR
1954WHEN THE FACE ON THE MONEY WAS HERE
1965ROBERT MENZIES RETIRES
1965-1972THE VIETNAM WAR
1965-2000LIBERAL LEADERS
1966JORG UTZON AND THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE
1966THE AMERICANISATION OF THE AUSTRALIAN CURRENCY
1975THE WHITLAM SACKING
1976THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY ENDS
1979THE DINGO'S CHRISTMAS
1986KIRRIBILLI
1991KEATING'S LAMENT
1991THE TWELVE SONS OF MOTHER LABOR
1993AUSSIE KEATING GOES A-CLEANING
1993DANCING THE MABO
2000REPUBLIC BID 2000
2000THE PEST POEM



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1922 - Poor Henry Dies

Daddy Lawson, heavy drinker,
    Mummy Lawson, self-obsessed
Little Henry, hard of hearing,
    For some reason feels depressed.

Body fragile, make-up sickly,
    Schooling scanty, loves to write,
Goes to Sydney from the goldfields,
    Harry's in for a rough ride.

Earning wages almost zero,
    He is forced to live in slums,
Deafness cleaves him from society
    It's create or twiddle thumbs.

Too rebellious to join parties,
    Much too touchy to compete,
Age of twenty finds him angry,
    Scribbles 'Faces In The Street.'

Early glory in the papers,
    Poems read in town and bush,
Hits on mates for yarns and drinking
    In a group called 'Mountain Push.'

Workers, unions, social causes,
    Other themes are tramps and swags,
Moves to Albany and Brisbane,
    Where he works on local rags.

Dislikes Asians, blacks not fond of,
    Thinks the capital system bunk,
Henry's into Truth and also into
    All the joys of getting drunk.

Alcohol becomes important
    Breaks the silence, finds him voice,
Not that life in th'Eighteen Nineties
    Gave a body too much choice.

Body sickly, make-up fragile,
    Starts to drink at first by stealth,
Goes to Enzed, works a sawmill,
    Really perfect for the health.

Back in Sydney lives with mother,
    Who just puts the mockers on,
Knocks up stories about 'Arvie,
    Battles Banjo Patterson.

In a bookshop chats up Bertha,
    Love like art increases thirst,
Harry now goes on a blinder,
    Writing, writing like one curst.

Drover, stockman, shearer, rider,
    Barmaid, hooker, farmer's wife,
People stories he produces
    As if carved with his pen-knife.

Publication brings him stardom,
    Bertha he begs to be his bride,
While mates want him to write another
    In The Days When The World Was Wide.

After years of fighting deafness,
    Finding love just feels so good,
Henry's sick of isolation,
    Sick of being misunderstood.

Weds young Bertha, sails to West coast,
    Henry's drinking just gets worse,
Works himself into a frenzy
    then writes militaristic verse.

When their money vaporises
    And the West's slums get them down,
Once more he returns to Sydney,
    Publication and renown.

It's his book of best short stories,
    The result of troubled oils,
One for which he's best remembered,
    Flashbacks While the Billy Boils.

But success makes Henry thirsty
    Just as failure did before,
Hal goes on another bender,
    Getting screwed up all the more.

Hiding from the wary Bertha,
    Drinks but tries not to get caught,
She thinks travel might just help him,
    'Let's go to New Zealand, sport.'

Teaches Maoris on South Island,
    With anxiety goes out of mind,
While his wife's expecting Jimmy,
    Henry's drinking himself blind.

Once again returns to Sydney,
    Once again success in books,
And this time to vary drinking,
    Henry's lured by a woman's looks.

Once again it's time to travel,
    Lawsons three set out at once,
Sights are set this time on London
    And on the State Governor's punts.

Liked in London, works successful,
    Sudden fortune makes him drink,
Hates the English, needs the sunshine,
    Pushes wife to nervous brink.

Nineteen oh three back in Sydney,
    Bertha, Henry, get divorce,
Life is now just boarding houses,
    Drinking, poetry, remorse.

Beethoven, Smetana, Goya,
    Lived identical deaf hell,
Loved mankind but hated people,
    Letting go themselves as well.

We've all seen him on the money,
    Thick moustache, eyes discontent,
Fancy making Henry a symbol,
    He who never had a cent.

Sure he wrote still, times changed also,
    Roaring twenties wanted fun.
Who had time for social conscience?
    Henry Lawson's days were done.

Died a pauper and neglected,
    Like the tramps who were his mate,
With some irony, however,
    He scored a funeral of state.

Folks avoiding Hal Monday morning
    Hoping he doesn't get too near,
By Friday lunchtime at his burial
    Thronged to be close to his bier.



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