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A Hop Through Australia's History


1770FAST FOREWORD
1787ALL ABOARD
1787THE FIRST FLEET STATISTICS
1787THE INCREDIBLE HULKS
1788AUSTRALIA DAY
1788AUSTRALIA NIGHT
1790THE YEAR OF HUNGER
1804THE CASTLE HILL REBELLION
1806THE RUM REBELLION
1807BILLY BLIGH
1818THE BIGGE REPORT
1820TERROR AUSTRALIS
1825ABORIGINAL REBELS
1830JOHN MACARTHUR ~ HOME ON THE SHEEP'S BACK
1835JOHN BATMAN
1835SHE'LL BE APPLES
1838MASSACRE OF ABORIGINES
1840TEN LITTLE GOVERNORS
1842CAROLINE CHISHOLM
1844LEGENDARY LEICHHARDT
1851VICTORIAN GOLD
1854THE EUREKA STOCKADE
1859-1951OUR HUNDRED YEAR WAR
1861BURKE AND WILLS AND WRIGHT AND BRAHE
1861OUR GOOD OLD DISCOVERERS
1867ROYAL VISIT
1872W. C. WENTWORTH DIES
1880THE MAN IN THE IRON CASK
1881MABEL WAS I ERE I SAW MELBA
1885WAR IN THE SUDAN
1890THE GREAT MARITIME STRIKE
1893THE CRASH OF THE 1890'S
1894WOMEN FIGHT FOR THE VOTE
1899WE'RE OFF TO KILL THE BOERS
1915GALLIPOLI
1916SO TOLD ME MRS DUNN
1916-1954THE STRANGE HISTORY OF THE LIBERAL PARTY
1922POOR HENRY DIES
1928CHARLES KINGSFORD SMITH
1929-1931PHAR LAP: THE PHACTS
1932JACK AND THE LIONS
1932THE SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE OPENS
1936DONALD BRADMAN'S FIRST TRIUMPH
1939PIG IRON BOB
1942THE BOMBING OF THE NORTH
1943NANCY WAKE GOES TO FRANCE
1946-1972THE SNOWY MAN
1948ALBERT NAMATJIRA BECOMES KNOWN
1954THE PETROV AFFAIR
1954WHEN THE FACE ON THE MONEY WAS HERE
1965ROBERT MENZIES RETIRES
1965-1972THE VIETNAM WAR
1965-2000LIBERAL LEADERS
1966JORG UTZON AND THE SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE
1966THE AMERICANISATION OF THE AUSTRALIAN CURRENCY
1975THE WHITLAM SACKING
1976THE WHITE AUSTRALIA POLICY ENDS
1979THE DINGO'S CHRISTMAS
1986KIRRIBILLI
1991KEATING'S LAMENT
1991THE TWELVE SONS OF MOTHER LABOR
1993AUSSIE KEATING GOES A-CLEANING
1993DANCING THE MABO
2000REPUBLIC BID 2000
2000THE PEST POEM



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1787 - All Aboard

From London sails a fleet of ships
    Of rascals and rascality
In charge a Captain who just drips
    Compassionate humanity.
'Tis Arthur Phillip, kindly sport,
    One thousand pounds per annum net,
By Whitehall hired to help deport
    Their lumpen proletariat.

'Oh, please, deport them all for good,
    Both outcast and felonious,
For English life without them could
    Be charming and harmonious.
Here's five escorts and six jail craft
    To take them across the ocean,
And as the fleet is understaffed
    We'll give you a promotion.'

They give him too with bally-hoo
    Full powers plenipotentiary,
And happy Britain waves goodbye to
    The bobbing penitentiary.
Aboard a gaggle of London folk,
    Who number a thousand and forty-four,
Who do not prize fate's masterstroke
    And rather lack esprit de corps.

The warship Sirius leads the fray
    Five hundred tonnes dramatical,
While the Supply and Borrowdale
    Are a bit less problematical.
With Charlotte, Friendship, Fishbourne sails
    The Scarborough and Golden Grove.
With Lady Penrhyn and Prince of Wales,
    Goes the Alexander painted mauve.

For forty weeks from North to South
    Art steers the fleet with fearlessness,
And never bleak words leave his mouth
    As he reflects their cheerlessness.
Yet Phillip suffers when the lash
    Is plied without causality,
It breaks his heart to see them thrash
    A convict with brutality.

Oh, how he cringes when the screws
    Flog convicts with dexterity
When troubled felons scream abuse
    He writhes in great extremity.
As luck would have it sheer bad nerves
    Make Phillip seek monotony,
So the First Flotilla never swerves
    And heads direct for Botany.



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